Pit Viper 2000s
Pit Viper 2000s
Pit Viper 2000s
Pit Viper 2000s
Pit Viper 2000s
Pit Viper 2000s
Pit Viper 2000s
Pit Viper 2000s
Pit Viper 2000s
Pit Viper 2000s
Pit Viper 2000s
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Pit Viper 2000s

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The Hail Sagan
Description
  • Samantha from third period said her cousin’s older brother told her if you light a candle, prepare an apple pie from scratch, and say “Hail Sagan” three times in the bathroom mirror, the man himself appears to tell you that we are all made of space stuff.
  • “These shades slap” - Carl Sagan, probably.
  • Now with an ANSI Z87+ safety rating, roomier fit, and redesigned ear and nose pieces. Built to accompany you on all your astronomical journeys.
Lens Type
  • Silver Mirror
Stats
  • Light Transmission: 15%
  • Lens: Z87+ Rated 2.2mm Polycarbonate
  • Look Thru Color: Brown

 

The Black Ops

Description

  • Let's get down to business. We’re proud to present the first ever BALL-ISTIC™ Pit Vipers. A step up from the ANSI Z87+ rating, these pairs can take a .15 Caliber piece of shrapnel at 660ft +/- 10 per second. Yup, they’re up to U.S. Military Standard Ballistic Rating. Matte rubberized frames, laser etched logo, and toned down non-mirrored lenses make them a safe choice for the field. Edit: I can’t believe I’m writing this. DISCLAIMER: we do NOT under ANY circumstances recommend shooting anybody, or getting shot in the face while wearing the BALL-ISTIC™. Wow.
Lens Type
  • Lens: Ballistic Rated 2.2mm Polycarbonate
  • Look Thru Color: Grey
Stats
  • UVA & UVB Protection: 100%
  • Light Transmission: 11%
  • z87+ ANSI Safety Rated: Yes

 

 The Responder



Description
  • Before you go save that old lady’s cat from that tree, grab a pair of the Responder 2000s. For those who save lives for sport, are way too active in group messages, live in Canada, or simply like the color red: IT’S YOUR DAY.
Lens Type
  • Lens: Z87+ Rated 2.2mm Polycarbonate
  • Look Thru Color: Grey
Stats
  • UVA & UVB Protection: 100%
  • Light Transmission: 13.5%

The Poseidon
Description
  • Legend has it Poseidon had every aquatic creature at his beck and call, from the smallest shrimp to the largest whale shark. Yet no amount of seaweed or starfish could shield his eyes from the burning rays of Helios until - Lo! Behold! A gift from Hephaestus himself, a brand new pair of Polarized 2000s. “Dude. These are fucking sick.” Poseidon bellowed, “Just wait until Aphrodite sees me in these.”
Lens Type
  • Lens: Polarized 2.2MM Polycarbonate
  • Look Thru Color: Brown
Stats
  • UV Protection: 100%
  • Light Transmission: 14.1%